Breaking News: trump, 79, dies of natural causes

    by bobby_McGeee

    25 Comments

    1. AmericaGotConned on

      The guy will literally do anything to distract from him being in the Epstein files

    2. TrinityKilla82 on

      Satan is keeping this cholesterol filled gas bag alive. I’m convinced.

    3. thesilveringfox on

      let’s declare a worldwide holiday when this happens. the name of the holiday is just the date, no name anywhere. oct 14 or something. everybody celebrates it, no one talks aloud about why.

    4. FightingBlaze77 on

      He’d probably fake his death, then brag about it a week later. Truth social would try to gaslight saying he never claimed to be dead and the woke left is the anti-christ or something stupid like that.

    5. CheerfullyCursed on

      I may have adult drinks and party decorations ready for when this day comes.

    6. I want him to shit his pants on stage then slip in it and break his self in the fall.

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